2008

I'm toast

Today was my last workout in a gym for 3 weeks so I decided to have one of those workouts where you...

Just a quick note

If you send me stupid, unscientific, politically charged email, I will reply and point out every...

Heading to Hand and Hand (Va. Highlands) for some stress relief. Come say hi. I’ll be the tall...

My next three weeks

Flying out Monday. Be back in August. SlovakiaAustriaCzech...

“Rolling with the punches is still getting punched.”
— Unknown

Monday Modivation Somewhere out there, somebody is training...

“A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who...”
— Buddha

Ryu VS Akuma - New Streetfighter IV Trailer

“I am not a man; I am dynamite.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche

I always take the Lambo to Rite Aid…

I don't even know where to begin on this...

See this example of terrible, biased writing here. Deep breaths. I thought about emailing this...

The Best Mexican Restaurants in (or...

In response to Sarahs response about good Mexican food in A-town. Here are my favorites. 5. Sala -...

fish tacos!

Wow, the weather could not be nicer.

Woohoo, the high is 90 here in Atlanta today. Time to hit up...

Jesus was a Jedi

*discussing Star Wars, which the gf has never seen*
Me: But I think you would like Episode III. Darth Vader force chokes some kids. He's kind of an Asshole. I don't know if you knew that.
GF: No, I don't know much about it.
Me: He's also Hayden Christensen.
GF: He hates Christians? You'd think more people would be upset about that...

See, fighters like little kids and puppies too! -Team Quest...

Monday ModivationIf this doesn’t get you to the gym,...

Hacking The Facebook Platform For Data...

Someone's gotta die

Now playing as of 8:00pm EST: Cinemax East - ROMEO MUST DIE Cinemax West - JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE

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I have the weekend off (for those new here, I only work...

Holy Hell. 3,800-Piece Death Star Diorama Is Coolest Star...

My favorite technique. From my new fighting technique is...

A poster at a public health clinic in Japan reads,...

Colin's life on the B-list

*my phone rings*
Me: Hello
Little bro: Colin Ferrell is a B-list actor.
*We go on to review his body of work and wonder why people keep casting him when he clearly is not a leading man. Oh, and I love my little brother.*

Elitism

I’m so sick of this “Obama is an elitist” bullshit. Don’t you sort of have...

My stack of masculinist literature. Atomic Dog: The...

BRB

I did nay know the new NERD album was out already. Going to target. BRB.

Passport to Poverty

ryanbauer: Dear Internet, Why does getting a U.S. Passport cost $120? That seems excessive....

“…worrying what ignorant old people think about MMA is like...”
—  O’Reilly and the gang on MMA...

“Police often tell me, “Our only concern is getting home...”
—  The Militarization of...

Nom Nom Obama

A Guide to MMA for the MSM

God I love this girl. Too bad she lost to Gina...

“The only difference between tattooed people and non-tatooed...”
— Anonymous

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Thoughts while reviewing UFC 84

- I need to work on fighting from my southpaw stance. I’m left handed but my trainers have...

Week 8 Update

It’s been 8 weeks since I started solely focusing on strength training and building mass. In 8...

I love this picture of The Snowman.

“Conventional wisdom is no wisdom at all. Conventional...”
— Richard Marcinko from...

Georiga is the new Tornado Alley

It was 4pm and I hadn’t slept in twenty-four hours. Needless to say, I easily fell fast...

Timeline of the Universe. via Wikipedia. 

What is up with Fox & Friends being totally obsessed with SNL? They’ve shown 3 clips from...

Stuart Kauffman: Call the universe God

“He’s as dumb as a stump.”
— John McCain on G. W. circa...

Nope :(

So It's Official

I won’t be fighting in Thailand in November as originally planned. I’m taking some extra...

Genie in a bottle: best encore ever

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I guess some people really do have a “type” they...

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Fedor submits God. Haha, I came across this on T-Nation....

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I told you.

My girlfriend is a good cook.

“…patience is a skill - it does not come naturally. But...”
— The 48 Laws of Power

“People like us have a dynamism you can’t comprehend....”
— from Like Hell You Could by TC...

I ain't trying' to stress my wealth but...

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My immediate future - an ice bath.

Domain names

We’re brainstorming domain names for the gf’s new blog. Here’s what we’ve...

WTF?

My funniest keyword is “I wish I was a tea bag.” I own that shit on Google. via...

I’m 1023 in the Hottest College Girl Contest. Sooo...

Who the F are you?

via soupsoup: Name: Kyle Sign: Gemini Job: Information Security Engineer City: Atl, Jawja Status:...

More rap graph goodness.

Transmorphers: Transformers in disguise. Found at the local...

AFCYBER: America’s Answer To Pesky Hackers

Paying for pain

“Goodluck with your tatts.”
— My Mom, begrudgingly wishing...

I just got home from the gym and found what the mail person...

My new cross trainers. Per usual, my sneaker game remains...

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I thought I was really cool when I made this, but then I...

Young Joc makes a checklist

Meet me in the (check all that apply): [ ]Trap [ ]Mall [ ]Club [ ]Anywhere Reason: [ ]It’s...

Stronglifts 5x5 Day 1 Thoughts

I did my first day on Mehdi’s program on Friday after warming up my anterior deltiod pretty...

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Some Next Level Ish

I’m working on my new training schedule for the next 2 months. I will be focusing largely on...

“What if I told you how to lose all your unwanted body fat in...”
— Shawn Phillips

college

rosiesiman: i just found out i will be only the third person on my dad’s side of the family to...

Mom's first gchat

I saw this somewhere (sorry, I can't remember who posted it first!) so I thought I'd look up the first time I gchated with my Mom.
me: MOM
me: hi
me: bye
mom: hi where are you going in such a hurry
me: i'm in a group meeting
me: but gmail chat is pretty sweet
mom: this is my first gmail talk
mom: the sound scaired me
me: sweet
me: lol
mom: i love you
mom: ggg-gmail
me: love you
I love the part where she does the 50 Cent ggg-gmail.

RSS Repositories

The RSS aggregation trend has pretty much flooded the web. I can load feeds into tumblr, jaiku,...

Moving up in the ranks

I’m now number 5 when googling “Kyle Cooper.” My next goal is to get this site to...

LOL

“I ran a scan on port 1 through 1024. I roxX0r’d his...”
— Coworker (sarcastically)...

“It’s called ‘Queer Eye For The Straight...”
— Coworker on “Extreme...

I'm heading to Athens tonight

for my friends exit show at the Dodd. Should be a good time and maybe I’ll convince her to let...

Call it, friendo. From Cracked 30 Error Messages You Never...

Barak Obama is your new bicycle

MMA on my new tv looks ridiculous.

I think I can punch again

I tore my left anterior deltoid last week weight training. It’s basically the muscle that...

I spent all night finding people to...

I was only following a handful of people but the NYC meetups got me thinking that an ATL meetup...

Agile Hacking

This video is a direct result of my previous...

I'm really tired of everybody reblogging...

Not that I don’t appreciate the man, but come on, are we really going to reblog every post he...

IRISH CARBOMB NIGHT!

To go with the traditional irish dinner of potatos, carrots, cabbage and corned beef.Mobile post...

“I just saw a sign for a budweiser family pack”
— Little bro via text message

Inspiration by Super Heroes Color Schemes

Subject: Please add this code to all...

I just got this email from a coworker: Subject: Please add this code to all internal...

Stuff White People Like

4 Technologies for Portability in Social...

“Testosterone basically has two, and only two, major drives:...”
— Ken Wilbur, from his book “A...

brieflynoted: First! :) I just went to dinner with six...

Random Graffiti - Dylan

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“The reason for the 2nd Amendment is in case they forget...”
— Coworker

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“Prosperity and peace are in the balance.”
— GW firing up the Republican...

10 great free downloads for your network

Ten Words to Know for Training in Thailand

open-access is the future: boycott...

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The Cutest Thing Ever 3

My little cousin at our fifties themed family get together. This was post cake.Mobile post sent by...

In the fifties, this would have been really badass.

Best hair ever.

The kid, pre-cake at the fams 50s bash.

Google Offers Security Services for Mail...

“Google processes email in RAM and doesn’t write the...”
— GoogleOS blog on...

“I wish you could tea-bag someone with your car.”
— Coworker playing racing game...

memorial tattoo shop

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