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0-3 Months: You’ll feel like complete shit. Welcome to Hell. Make yourself comfy as you realise not only have they already moved on, but your whole relationship was likely a farce. They never felt the same feelings for you that you felt for them. Cool huh?
3-18 Months: You still feel like shit, but you no longer think you are worthless and incapable of being loved. You’ll start awkward dating and have a string of one-night stands in order to get your confidence back. You start to feel less shitty (but sort of empty).
18 - 24 Months: You’ll meet someone you actually consider having a long term relationship with. You’ll go from feeling neutral to good.
24 - 36 Months: Your new relationship will advance. You might even think they are the one! Congrats, you are happy again.
? - ?: You’ll likely break up. Go back to the top and start again.
Monday Modivation - Melanie Roach
Melanie is a 34 year old mother, wife and 2008 Olympic weightlifter. Her husband is a politician, her son has autism, and she has been plagued with injuries. Really, you just have to see for yourself how awesome she is. If she can find time to train, so can you.
1. The hero sacrifices everything.
2. The hero is fearless.
3. The hero does nothing small.
4. The hero loves women of all kinds: Blondes, brunettes, redheads, dominatrices, strippers, hookers…
5. The hero fights dirty and looks ugly.
6. The hero has a reason, but he doesn’t need therapy.
7. The hero is chivalrous. But he doesn’t talk about it.
8. The hero is the ultimate romantic.
9. The hero is hated and misunderstood.
10. The hero believes in good and evil.